Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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