Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
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whose parrot is this?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
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Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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