kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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