I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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