i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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