it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
This is my gift to your gina
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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