You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
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On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
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Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
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