Capitaan dildo arrescate!
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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