just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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