Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
The dick lei will go down in squad history
A bitchslap is in order.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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