Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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