yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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