Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
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ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
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You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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