eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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