Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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