Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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