5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
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