Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
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What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
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I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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