So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
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"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
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I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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