Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
literally had 100 drinks last night.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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