girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
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There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
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It's like fucking tetris in this bed
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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