So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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