Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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