how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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