I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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