Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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