He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
