What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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