love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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