We're facebook friends in real life
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
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He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
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Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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