Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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