Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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