Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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