You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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