Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
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Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
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just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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