They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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