I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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