its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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