then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
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I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
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Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize