I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
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He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
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this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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