just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
