she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
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i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
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I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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