that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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