There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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