I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
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Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
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We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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