Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
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there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Shame - the story of my life.
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