btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
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Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
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I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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