we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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