...so i touched it.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Randomize
