Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
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Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
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It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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