I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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