I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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