I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Are we still banned from the library?
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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