They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Randomize
