He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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