we have pet lesbian snakes
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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